"Don't forget to come on a 1st or 3rd Monday from 6-9pm for Beer & Board Games."
"Make sure to come on a Wednesday for half price games!"
"Hook up with someone in one of the gender neutral restrooms and join the mile high club while still on the ground. ;)"
"Check out the cool handmade jewelry from Fox in the Valley. Gorgeous stuff! And try a Bhakti chai with chocolate. Yum!"
"Pick a game, play a game, have fun!"