"Drink somewhere else then come here. $5 for 1 oz shots of Jameson."
"Bring a book. This location is always slow."
"No student discount over the summer... grrrr"
"Only half of the people studying at tables buys something, skip here if you are this type."
"$1 PBR... hipster rejoice!"
"Everyday is trainnee day here. Never been through a slower line including the DOL lines."