"Best gyro ive ever had in the city, including Greek Town. Well played kids, well played indeed!"
"The Chicago Way is the ONLY way to drink! Ask for "Hot Rob"!!!"
"Dear god fucking AMAZING. Dont hesitate , eat their yard bird"
"If I wanted bacon, so I can have a dry bagel, woulda totally ordered that"
"3rd rail is great for shock therapy"
"Bathroom spray a must!!"