"Throw gum on the horses ass"
"Season pass? More like pain in the ass"
"My friend lost his phone and keys to his car, make sure you secure your shit and hold on to it tight 05/22/2011"
"Liz is the best Batista ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ask for her cuz she is on top of her game and will make your day every day yo yo yo"
""basically you check in at places" "foursquare??.. I'm not an idiot""
"So I heard their is never any tp in the kids bathroom"