"Zuleyka hosting DCM 2010 Indie Team Cage Match?!?! This is a real rootin' tootin' treat!"
"The Healthy Choice Pita!"
"The Chopped Salad is da bomb diggity, yo. Off da chain! Seriously though. It's great."
"Public bathrooms at northeast corner are amazingly clean!"
"On St. Paddy's, pretty standard. Irish music, good mix of old and young. Just fine!"