"Check out spotlight on the first Fridays of each month!"
"Avoid the construction and there is a fill line for the Jacuzzi tubs. Don't overfill or you won't get any bubbles."
"I suppose you heard, Delta stands for Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport"
"WiFi is free but they block Facebook and Twitter."
"Wings are closed for a couple of weeks excluding weekends. I have been here Wed. And Tues. No wings. Bummer!"
"Kim will leave you speechless sometimes."