"No cheese puffs today people!!! Working back into shape for an upcoming 5K."
"It's Memorial Day Weekend. As you grill the burger and hot dogs take a moment to think about and thank a Veteran."
"The only way to hang out is in the hammock!"
"I'm awesome, but I don't work here so enjoy the other two waitresses during your visit today."
"The 2011's are almost gone and have AWESOME rebates. Stop in and see me and let's take a test drive before they are gone."
"Ford Sale Days are here! Ask for Tim Sizemore and make a deal."