"Wifi password: socialhouse"
"Most socials at this venue are $5 admission, and I urge you to pay it to support the great dance community the Danceys have built. If you really must save a buck...it's free on Tuesdays before 10pm."
"Favourite dish: nasu gendasku (eggplant baked in miso). $5.50 for an entire Japanese eggplant, sliced lengthwise."
"Great savoury buns. Chicken pot pie, chicken bun, and sausage and green onion are my favourites. Classics are BBQ pork, curry beef, and dried (shredded) pork."
"Buy six or more doughnuts and get an 18% volume discount. No flat pricing for a dozen or 1/2 dozen since each item is priced differently."
"Every 3rd Thursday of the month gets you 15% off all merchandise (Customer Appreciation Days). Ardent Club members only."