"Best muffins ever! Cheap with a Silver Coin, too!"
"Warning: spontaneous dance parties may occur."
"I've never waited so long for a car in my life. They even called to know when I was coming and I've still been sitting here for 45 minutes."
"Thank you to the wonderful employee who spent 15 minutes trying to help me fix my car. I appreciate your kindness, even if you weren't successful!"
"Great food and lots of beers! Awesome time."