"Looking for some help? Contact me!"
"If your nice to TJ he may give you a surprise! What could it be?"
"It's best to buy the Mayor a beer if you see her. She will permit you with a "No wait for the Bridge" pass."
"Traffic looks great today!"
"Make sure to avoid parking in the ally. It is VERY tight to come out of especially if you drive an Expedition!"
"Top Notch Agents walk the halls here. Stop by and ask about the great 1st Time Buyer Credit and get a list of Foreclosers here in the area."