"Cash only. Load up before you go!"
"Don't be lazy! Sign up for the opening 9am visit and enjoy a much shorter wait."
"A really lovely breakfast in the conservatory. Quiet and private rooms. A nice place to stay."
"Now that is a bacon sandwich!"
"Free wifi is nice. Not many places in the UK seem to have it."
"Good burgers, really need to upgrade the local beer collection (ciders are good though)"