Daniel Almaraz™

"The only place to see Broadway touring shows and that's sad. Terrible acoustics. Terrible seating. Just a bad experience if you have ever been to a real theatre."

"You should always check in online."

"Get a table with taps!"

"If you want to be called rude, come here. P.S. the customer is always right."

"The new ZTejas has made parking a bitch!"

"The documentation fees are really high. Make sure you negotiate appropriately to account for this."