"Security is pretty snappy. Got here at 5:15a, and by 5:30a I was waiting to board my 6a flight."
"Free cup or bowl of soup every Friday in December!"
"Avoid this road like the plague if humanly possible."
"Service is Sunday morning at 10. Enter through the lower level left side door."
"The front door is locked after 4:30. If the back door is locked as well, please knock."
"Mashed potato pizza...you're thinking, "huh?" TRY IT. Amazing pizza and a pretty cool vibe."