"Disappointing service for a three Michelin star restaurant. Shockingly rude staff, with food that was above average, but not quite 3 star worthy."
"Beware of falling spiders...."
"Watch out for hair in your food"
"Ordered a large meal for eleven people and it took 50 minutes for the first dish to arrive! What kind of service is that?!?!?!"
"The octopus is off the charts!"