"Tell work you'll be gone 1-2 hours longer than the worst-case scenario you can imagine. This hasn't changed in 15 years"
"Cafe reopens 2.20.2012 :)"
"Great food! And I've never found a hair in my food!"
"I'm neither a vegan nor a vegetarian, but I love the vegan sausage at the hot bar."
"Awful. Burger King quality lettuce. Other toppings skimpy, low quality. $7.50 for this? Never again."
"Saladworks...the worst salad you'll ever spend $7.50 on. Burger King lettuce. Skimpy on the toppings. Never again."