"A great place to find the right size and style of pants so you can order the correct thing on Amazon - because they certainly don't have more than one of anything"
"No, I don't want a gift card or a membership or a flibertyjibit. I just want a f@#$ing Top Gear magazine and then I want to get on with my life."
"Same seafood as Seattle at twice the price."
"Great place for rugged, affordable, outdoor gear"