"Everyone can thank Marshall for being the king of doucebags. I stopped checking in so others could get mayorship until he insulted me. It will forever mine...you idiot meat head! Go work out douche."
"To avoid waiting, grab a table in the bar area. We always have great service here and always sit there."
"The food is fine...I eat here all the time. They are very nice here too!"
"Get down to the funky beat..."
"Don't bother trying to get mayorship. I can check in from my house."
"This is the correct Vta station address"