Todd Smith

"The fried pickles are greasy awful"

"Don't get the fried mushrooms!! Typically fried mushrooms are whole, but these were sliced so they naturally came out greasy and tasteless!"

"Ask for Prik Nam Plah sauce! It's fish sauce, Thai chilies, garlic and lime. Delicious!"

"Nobody is impressed when you slam weights tough guy."

"When you're on your knees praying, try your best not to yawn. You're just asking for trouble!"

"Try not to laugh at the sheep wearing the over-sized Beats by Dre headphones."