"Slowest Starbucks I've ever been to."
"Good place to stay, but the slowest elevators on the planet."
"Best spicy clam chowder anywhere. Salads, shrimp, and key lime pie are also excellent."
"Uncle Grampa kid's show was *funny*. Good for adults as well."
"Incredibly good olive oils!"
"Look for the door with a goat on it -"