"Starter and side portions are small and expensive, esp chips. Staff reluctant to get manager and even more reluctant to give refund/free things"
"The cash machine gives out £5s!"
"Roast sunday lunch helpings are extremely generous! Loads of beef and potatoes and veg! Nice!"
"If you walk through at night, lie on the flat bit of the handrail where there's 2 escalators next to each other, you spin around. See how long before guard chases you away. Hilarious when drunk"
"Double Cheeseburger is delicious. As is the ham egg and chips."