"Watch out for the puppy licker! ;)"
"This place has the coldest beer in town. Also, mention my name and get the best seat in the house!"
"Ask for Alex to serve you."
"This was the original Cape Girardeau Central High School. It then became L.J. Schultz middle school. Now it is a senior living apartment building."
"This place is like home. Wait.... It is my home!"