"Best selection and price choices in the DC area!"
"Wanna feel like a real, old-fashioned red-blooded American man? Go for a shave with your haircut, just like your great-grandfather did. You won't be disappointed."
"The manager, Dave, is super nice and very helpful. Any problems, ask for him. He'll help!"
"As a native Lancastrian, it's great to experience a little taste of home here in Montgomery County. It's legit. The only place to get PA Dutch style chicken pot pie south of Lancaster."