"Insanely slow service, ten minute wait for a takeaway espresso, and they didn't seem to be that busy."
"Check out their organic farmers market every first Sunday of the month. Best celeriac I've had for ages."
"Be sure to try the fois gras shake and popcorn pheasant."
"Hurrah, it's back where it belongs."
"Make sure to check out people plotting the end of civilization as we know it."