"This hotel is bad if you have a car. If you park, you will be blocked in. If you double park, they will wake you up at an odd hour. It is noisy and no such thing as customer service."
"Heather is awesome, Thom is a hell of nice guy, and Pinkeee is memorable"
"Check out the cool looking bathroom"
"Ug, arrive late, bar isn't open early."
"Cracked down on my cheating girlfriend with help from this store"