"Joanie is my favorite babycatcher in the city."
"Been here three times. Each time, my server or bartender is a rude asshole. Not coming back again."
"Blue is my favorite barista in town. Delicious morning coffee."
"The Vegetarian Special Stew will be the BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENS TO YOU."
"Nibble and lick. If you're on target, it will be up to you to leave the tip. ;)"
"so fresh, healthy, and vegetarian-friendly!"