Tom Perazzo

"Apparently they don't understand the NO in "no sweetener please" when ordering iced coffee"

"The sourdough bread bowl bread is stale, the butter tastes like its been in the fridge too long and I don't think the ambient reggae rap music is Erik approved"

"Plan on standing in line for an inordinate amount of time....."

"Sssllooowwest store I've EVER been to no matter how few customers. I hate this place but its the closest one to us"

"THE place to get a sweet deal - ask for Margo she's super cool"

"Smells freaking good in here...I can feel the arteries clogging...."