"I swear the front desk girl is Kenya Moore"
"Dont turn ya back staff...Ill be strong enough to take the hydrobed home with me soon"
"She almost forgot my peach cobbler....#murder"
"I havent been let down yet....3 more items and Ive had everything here"
"The parking lot is like a fucking mine field...potholes the size of hot tubs"
"The new eye phot is great...no dialated pupils"