"Don't judge me, but I'm craving a McRib"
"Ask Tyler to hook it up with acai pomegranate deliciousness."
"Hang a left out the hotel to cut through towards the forum and save yourself many steps. On the way look for two palm trees and be blown away when you see how tall they stand in the piazza. +100meters"
"Never let the lady of the house shoot automatic weaponry."
"Ask for a macchiato during your next visit and be the envy of your party."