"Building manager here is a real bitch."
"Slow service and there are crazies on scooters."
"Get 2 lines. One for those of us who desire the simplicity of brewed coffee (express) and another line for those who desire complex chemistry-grade concoctions."
"Dive eatery. Looks filthy, service is provided by nasty hipsters, and a cockroach dropped out of the ceiling duct onto my head and then onto the floor. Quite possibly the most disgusting experience."
"Same bum is always outside. Get a job."
"Residents here complain about every single noise they hear."