"Freaking sausage fest..."
"If I didn't have to call these clowns, I wouldn't. Arrogance is the only thing they do well."
"Will jump your car if you need it... Here today 3/30/13.... Look for a white sign on the back of my window... Don't let the Vineland Nazi call the tow truck on you...."
"I'm here all night if you need a jump start... #honkattheendofthemovie"
"Little junior is just wasted, don't kick his ass..."
"Crazyhorse will tw your car during daylight hours..."