"I love this place. Why is it the breakfast line is soooo long (always)!"
"Check out the iPad it's new and they say it's a cool I've never heard of it, but it looks nice."
"If you can find/go to a different location do it. They're cheap with the portions, seriously, I had to ask for more vegetables :("
"Very limited selection of cigars...none "
"Bring your own fags, L don't Share"
"If you hear a loud cackle, it's probably J. Leave"