"Awesome Chicago-style deep dish. Coming from a mid-westerner, this place is great."
"Rana is the best Barista here!"
"The women behind the counter don't listen to your preferences, which unfortunately yields the wrong order. Ask for brown rice, you get white. Want a burrito? Here's a water. Your order is a suggestion"
"I tried the tomato basil pizza and it had way too much sauce. Add to that it was a bit runny and kinda bland."
"Frequently spoiled produce. Shop elsewhere for perishable goods. Also, don't let the elderly woman bag your groceries, she'll throw it all in one bag and occasionally shatter jars."
"Asked the waiter for a recommendation, he said fajitas. Get the fajitas; they were awesome!"