Tony Sommer

"Try a double down. Feel gross and swear to never do it again and go to Ezell's in two weeks and real fried chicken."

"Keep on rocking in the free world."

"I don't love your sound system, but I still go to you when you have shows I like."

"Don't jibber jabber while people are performing! It's just rude!"

"Hot California roll? Yes please!"

"THE BEST FREAKIN EGG ROLLS I HAVE EVER HAD"