"It is no longer fashionable to drink PBR. Grow up you wankers!"
"As a cat I highly recommend this place."
"I can run faster than any dog, I can climb trees and I can be left alone for hours. Cats rule!"
"Damn, The cheese fries here rule."
"I'm going to get wasted!"
"Wow, so much history here, it's haunted and they serve cats!"