"Complimentary beverages while you wait and control of the remote."
"Need to refresh real quick after a long day of car shopping? Check out the shower in the Men's Room!"
"Country music playing in the store is a definite negative. Price you pay for a cheap haircut, I suppose."
"Sometimes there is cake here."
"The Falafel Sandwich is delicious! If you like some heat, get it spicy!"
"Cool during the day, absolutely AMAZING at night!"