"Gaaaaahhhh this airport sucks. Top to bottom inside out sucks hard on toast."
"Why not try parking like an asshole?"
"Um, swarming with rats. Behind the piano. Ick."
"Some dude just ordered a grande coffee with five shots. That'd be gr. coffee plus just the espresso from 2.5 gr. lattes. Tip: DON'T DIE, DUDE"
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