"If they aren't going to provide food then they need to let you bring it in."
"The tap water is awful. To make better coffee use bottled water. Run one pot with bottled water without coffee to clean out the old crappy tap water taste. Much better!"
"Try the Lau Lau. It was amazing."
"Bring a couple water bottles and your swim suit."
"Bring your own food, because this place never has any. And the occupants may suck you into a card game. Fun times!!"