"Check their Facebook page for frequent unadvertised specials."
"The hot sauce is hotter than you think. And oh so good."
"Double check your bag before you leave -- it's a game of chicken roulette here, and you never know what you'll actually receive."
"The food at Panda On A Stick is great, but don't call it that in front of the employees. Insulting China's national animal is like saying "bald eagle soup." Who knew? (tasty, tasty panda bits...)"
"There's a nail salon IN the store. Classy."