"Nutpunch Greg and get a free shot."
"Ask Eddie C about his awesome 4hr routine- 2 of which are infront of the mirror in the mens room"
"Meet Jesse- according to Erin he is as slow as a turtle..."
"Nutpunch Iggy the manager and drop him to the floor for a free wristbands party"
"Welcome to my crib- would you like 2 waters and a knife?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh na na na naaaaaaa"