"Has no trash can. I can't even spit out my gum."
"There is an automatic towel dispenser in the men's restroom and the sink water is so warm!"
"Great place to grow your knowledge! Such a golden opportunity to be at this excellent campus."
"Make sure you open the fortune cookie after you finish your meal."
"It takes awhile to get to the third and fourth floor which is a big let down to the entire Wells Hall."