"Great place to pick up saaaad Americans"
"Great condo complex with easy access to the new Boardwalk!"
"The margaritas secretly have everclear in them! I love getting outta my mind and this is the place to get a pitcher and do just that!"
"Roll down your window and smell the money!"
"I lied. I didn't have the burger. It looked good though. I ate steak tar tar, crab cakes, east coast oysters, macaroni, key lime yumminess and some cake. That was all dank. I'm a phony."