"Welcome to my humble nation of eccentric lamps and barbies. All are welcome, provided you bring a keg.-Your humble mayor- -Trevor Love-"
"Never come here. A mean old hag rapes all trespassers."
"*mayor bonus* the mayor gets to sleep in the bed!"
"very easygoing tenants..people slip in and out at ridiculous hours in a very silent, ninja like fashion, for it is written in the Cod of Carlyle to respect thy neighbors."
"There's a bar right next door that serves dollar drafts and 4 dollar dozen oysters, beats jimmy b's by far!!"