"The cat patrolling the store is awesome. Scratch its ears."
"Be sure to try the bread and wine; they offer salvation."
"Don't stalk the celebrity guests; they don't like it."
"Beware of gargoyle kitties. They pounce and bite."
"I've always had great service here. The workers are very friendly and don't make you feel stupid about not knowing everything about cars."
"Build High For Happiness!"