"Merry Christmas stephven. Make the most of it, I doubt you will see the next one"
"You're a foursquare check in"
"Morning stephffshxgdgen @stevenlaw in for your daily McDonalds I see. Next stop LVH"
"The Wi-Fi here is slow, unsecured and in breach of the Digital Economy Act"
"The co couture hot chocolate has real chocolate, fudge and all sorts of groovy stuff"
"Complimentary Bitbuzz Wi-Fi for guests. Ask reception for details"