"I highly recommend the "go somewhere else" - best thing on the menu!"
"Great crust and sauce! They're a little heavy-handed with the cheese and oregano... No table service - order the counter, and then sit down!"
"Grey Lady tastes like soap."
"Cassie's Friday zumba is the best!"
"Don't get too excited when you see that things come with a corn bread muffin... they are tiny! Tasty though."
"Make sure you get a punch card - buy 10 yummy yummy bowls/wraps/etc, get a free one!"