"This place sucks. Loses shirts and burns sleeves. Horrible woman at front."
"Best bar in Providence."
"The homemade tequila is awesome and the bartender is easy on the eyes. By easy on the eyes, I mean he's hot."
"If the walls are rockin' don't bother knockin'."
"The train to Chicago sometimes arrives on the opposite track with no warning and you have to RUN across the street. Idiots."