"Lunch Special: 25% off for WA residents. Also, free if it doesn't show up within 15 minutes of ordering!"
"Sunday Funday @ Some Random Bar = order a beer from the menu, barkeep flips a coin. You call it, the beer's a dollar."
"Check out the bathroom. It'll save you a trip to an Easter European prison. The food really completes the imagery"
"Now serving Bi-Bim-Bop! (and it's good). Veggie or Korean beef. Non-greasy, and soccer"