"A membership only pool. Have membership cards/last name ready to be presented to the front desk attendant"
"Bob Hauer is not the true mayor of this location. He has been up here maybe once"
"Chicken tenders are shitty"
"Service very slow. Probably due to the lack of staff. Menu is basically the same as colonial park diner, but the service is nowhere near as good"
"Be prepared for the dog, Zoe, to bark at you whenever you arrive"
"Make sure you pick up toby from the train station before you arrive"