"Check your meals. It most likely won't be right. Rule 1 of the service industry, consistency."
"It was good, not great. Service was a little discombobulated. Was expecting the food to blow me out of the water like yelp told me to believe, met with a slightly overcooked burger and soggy fries."
"I love this Walmart. Literally 3 associates are talking to 1 cashier who is actually helping."
"This place never fails to surprise me. Prime time booze buying time? Let's put only one cashier over there."
"Be cool to Luke. They'll hook you up on the dl if you're nice"
"We like to fish. What's it to ya?"