"The tips left at this gas station are going to incite a race war"
"The filet was great. They take rare seriously so if you don't like it bloody than get it medium"
"Corey smells like pee. Don't touch him. Just go"
"I am always treated really well here. Unlike other locations this bank has."
"Small but decent spot the 24/7 access is worth the price. Limited weight stuff but definitely enough to get a great lift in"
"Lappi enterprises provides the standard in hilarious dick and fart jokes. Me along with my partner Mychael Lewie guarantee your laughter"